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FUNNY ENTRY!
I am posting here, something that appears in my comment section of my
online blog,
http://blog.strokesforme.com
This excerpt is one of the funniest ever, it is really too funny not to
print it out for you all to see... READ THIS I PROMISE YOU WILL PEE IN YOUR
PANTIES...
Once again, my Teenie Weenie Tony, is giving me such a good laugh.. Look at
what he wrote my other blog, there are a lot of humiliation comments on
there, so check it out.. Anyhow, if you want a great laugh... here goes...
Oh yes, this is a continuation of this... the new part is on the bottom..
these blogs are so hard to read, so I am including the whole thing..
tw tony wrote:
Hello Princess. I've been out to do my assignment like a good little slut. I
did as you asked and went to the drug store and asked the hot girl there
(who i have always had a thing for)what were the smallest condoms she had.
It was so humiliating i've wanked over this girl like a million times. She
giggled when i asked i think she thought it was a joke. When she realised i
was serious she got me some. I couldn't tell weather she wanted to laugh or
just thought i was a pethetic loser. I went home and tried them on and they
were far to big. So i went back to the drug store she was still there but
there was another girl with her this time. I told them that the condoms were
much to big and asked if there were any smaller. They both started laughing
and said you must be joking. I was bright red. I said i was serious and told
them my measurements (1 inch soft 3 and a half errect). They wouldn't stop
laughing and said with a dick that small i probably would never need condoms
but i could try a rubber glove and just cut the pinky finger out. I bought
the rubber gloves and left. I was so embarrassed. I went home and wanked
like crazy. The rubber glove pinky fit just right. Im such a loser Princess.
I hope i entertained you with my assignment. Please may i have another?
Can't wait to chat again i'll be wanking for you.
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8/8/2007 1:47 AM Mandy Malone wrote:
Dear Little Dick Loser...TEENIE WEENIE TONY...
This is by far the funniest thing I have ever heard. I Know that I told
you to go to the drugstore, and get the little rubbers for your tiny
weenie. I had absolutely no Idea, that you would make this into the
comedy of the year. OMG! They even know how small you are, now, when you
go in there, I am sure everyone from the help to the boss, will know the
size of your little pin dick. You are such a loser, and wearing a glove
pinkie... LOL that is so outrageous.Maybe we could market this on the
internet. Make a little movie of you cutting off the pinkie, and making
it fit for sexual intercourse pleasure..LOL, not that you will ever get
laid with this little dick of yours... LOL, You are such a loser, and
not a real man, I bet the sales girl peed in her panties..
NEXT assignment, Ask the salesgirl,
1.. Would you like to see how my pinkie condom fits?
2... Did I make you pee in your panties..
and 3. Can I buy your panties?
Let me know how you make out.. Mandy
Laughing all the way to my bed, where a real man is waiting for me..
hahaha
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8/10/2007 9:30 PM tw tony wrote:
Thank you for forcing me to do these assignments Princess. I hope my
humiliation makes
you happy. Im such a loser you sould tell everyone how small my
penis is. Everyone should know what a pethetic pindick i am. I did
as you asked and went back to the drug store. My sexy girl was there
again and she just burst out laughing when she saw me. I was wearing
a pink thong under my jeans with the strings exposed at the back so
everyone could see. I walked up to her and started talking. She
asked me how my rubber gloves were and if i had used them yet. I
said i hadn't. She commented on my panties and i told her i wore
them because they fit better than mens underwear. She couldn't stop
giggling. I think she likes me. I had to go because she got a
customer. Should i go back and ask her out Princess? Im so horny now
do you think you might let me cum tonight please? I'll do anything
you say.
Reply to this
- Yes, you keep making me laugh. OMG! So funny, I can't believe
you had the nerve to go back there and try to pick her up. BUT, now
that you started you must finish. I will NOT be happy till you go
out on a date with her. What is her name, is she pretty? Maybe you
could show her how your glove fits, and of course model your
panties, could she get some of her friends to watch also? I would
love a report on all this. You better go tomorrow, and see if you
can get a date with her, I might let you cum, we shall see..
Be sure to check out my
guided masturbation site..
...be sure to keep
checking back
for more humiliation entries!
If you have an interesting humiliation
experience let me know, I will write about it,
add it, or we can chat about it too!
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